Silk is utterly feline, cool, elusive, sexy but sweet. So basically she just dances and gives people shit, she’s the only one in this gang to get an adjective placed before her name in her introduction, and that adjective is just “sexy.” #Feminism. Maybe that’s just how he keeps his ego in check, or maybe a handful of lazy writers were trying to make up information about a fake cartoon band and just went with “oh boy, even Skat Kat knows not to get in their way” for like, the entire fucking band.Īnyway, Kathleen’s character traits are, in order of where they are listed on this release, that she’s hot, she’s not a drummer, two sentences of gibberish, a loudmouth in disguise (what?), streetwise, sassy, and an outsider. They’re both stray Kat outsiders who share the same rough edges.įor someone who “plays by his own rules” Skat Kat sure surrounds himself with a lot of people who put him in his place. A loudmouth panther in disguise! She’s streetwise and sassy-and not a bit afraid to give Skat Kat a piece of her mind. She can ill if she has to, she can chill if she has to. To be perfectly honest, looking at that picture and hearing the name “fatz” we honestly thought he was going to be the band’s manager who found like three different ethnicities to stereotype horribly, so this is definitely not the worst case scenario. So they have a short, fat kat (we have never hated the letter k so much) named Fatz ( BECAUSE THE LETTER Z IS RADICAL) who can’t dance or sing so he just presses play on a beat box, and is an asshole. Even Skat Kat knows when to step off before he gets stepped on! He’s got a big appetite-and a bad attitude. Can’t sing, can’t dance, but no one can step to the Kat when he pumps the bass on his crazy stupid beat box. Fatz Official Bioįatz is Skat Kat’s right hand feline. Let’s go over the krew and the way Virgin Records tried to describe them to the public. Micetro is the small mouse on the car, who has a maestro’s wand. How many people do you think sat down to write this memo, and how much did they get reimbursed for the cocaine they used during that little writing session? Ugh, God, just dictating that was exhausting. This unlikely feline fivesome (plus Micetro!) almost never agree on anything, but each might secretly admit that Skat Kat is totally Top Kat.” Tight and hype, this posse of B-Kats will be rockin’ the hop-hop scene. They’re Skat Kat’s krew (they don’t actually refer to them as a crew at any point, but if they did you know it’d start with a k) and “they’re out of the alleys and into the streets, these koolest of kool Kats. The album is as hilarious in concept as it is depressing to think about the music artists who listed this as their one and only “big project.” Let the party begin!!!!!”Īnd yes, they used five exclamation points to start the party. No, literally, the whole thing is written like this, and it’s three fucking pages long. He’s a rapper droppin’ crazy science, and a dancer whose moves set the pace all over the place.” The memo goes on to say, “Skat Kat is a street philosopher with an alley Kat point of view. Now, again, MC Skat Kat was a fake character who was written by a writer and voiced by two different singers, so that last part actually makes sense in real life. “Ask him where he’s from and you’ll never get the same answer.” “MC Skat Kat is one buggin’ kitty” is how the press release announcement of The Adventures of MC Skat Kat and the Stray Mob begins. The History of The Adventures of MC Skat Kat and the Stray Mob It was produced by Paula Abdul, had a comically “ this is how the young kids talk nowadays right?” press release attached to it, and it is awful. disbanded, the album The Adventures of MC Skat Kat and the Stray Mob was released on Virgin Records. The song shot up to #1 on the charts, and because music executives are as as they are they decided they were going to cash in (or should we say kash in) on the popularity of this groovy hip hop kat who raps about staying out and partying by giving him his own album. Our staff has long since drunk away any semblance of creativity, so trust us, making up something this comically stupid is beyond us. For those of you too young to remember the music video’s popularity (or those of you too wired on cocaine to remember those years), it was a duet between Paula Abdul and a cartoon cat named “MC Skat Kat” voiced by “The Wild Pair.”Īs with most things that happened between 19, we have to go out of our way to confirm that, yes, this was a thing that actually happened, and no, we’re not making this up. “Hahaha, the late 80s and early 90s were a MESS.”Įveryone loved the 1989 music video for Opposites Attract when it came out, even though it has aged about as gracefully as Laura Flynn Boyle.
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